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What do you think of the start of my novel?

It’s called ‘The Unlikely Chronicles of the Mysterious Mr Falhalbur’, the prologue and first chapter have been posted on my blog on: www.myspace.com/blaarts
(together with some other short stories if you’re interested!)

The book is almost finished and I’d like a little feedback if possible before I send it off to the literary agent. Just for info, it’s a black comedy combining science, history, philosophy, religion and reams of bad language. Swearing, I think, IS big and clever. All feedback greatly received. Cheers!
Well thanks so far to everyone who has answered, be the comments positive or negative, they are greatfully received. Rest assured I’m going to revisit it and see what I can chop out and polish. Oh, and I see what you mean about ‘said bookisms’ I’d never really noticed! For info it was recommended to be forwarded to an agent by a tutor at The Writer’s Bureau. That said, it seems that I need to work much harder before I send it anywhere – cheers all!

I edit books for a living.

My professional assessment: Poor but not totally awful.

I’m afraid no reader in a publishers or agents would bother going past the first 500 words without putting it away and sending back a rejection slip.

The most obvious problem are the “said bookisms” (google it), second are the “tells not shows” there may be others but I didn’t go any further.

On the positive side, at least you can spell and your grammar doesn’t suck (you wouldn’t believe some of the crud I’ve had to read).

Seriously, you do *not* want to send it to any agents in this state every single one of them will just send it back with a form rejection slip. You need to join some online or offline writing group and get genuine independent assessment of your work.

Once you think it really is the best you can possibly get it (a highly polished gem), having gone through 3-4 drafts, and chopped out every single unnecessary word. Then you might consider spending some money and getting a professional assessment.

And a word of warning: There are “agents” who will tell you you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread … and tell you that for X hundred pounds they’ll try to sell your book.

No real agent charges anything *ever*.

I have a friend who spent 12 years or so trying to get published, wrote about 20 books, kept 300 of his most interesting rejection slips. Then he made the breakthrough, he now has 4 books published and 3 more in the pipeline.

That’s how hard it is to get published.

Edit: My apologies for being quite so negative, I’ve edited it down a bit — my only excuse was it was late at night.

I’ve not heard anything specific about The Writers Bureau but if you’ve been paying them for a course, then they’re bound to say you’re good, otherwise you might want your money back.

In regard to another person’s comment on the story content, it actually doesn’t matter whether it’s been told a hundred times before — it’s how *you* do it that matters.

In truth, there is only one rule in writing: Don’t bore your reader.

Good luck.

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Smallville Season 5 Companion Book Hits Stores

Fans would be delighted to hear that the official companion book for CW’s Smallville season 5 has been released and is now up for purchase at the local bookstore. Containing extensive episode summaries, photos, interviews and behind-the-scenes information, the book was written by Craig Byrne, the webmaster for Kryptonsite.com. Being one of the most memorable seasons of the highly anticipated series, season 5 featured major events such as the death of Jonathan Kent (John Schneider), the introduction of Aquaman and Cyborg, and the first appearance of Brainiac (James Marsters). But just like any other book in the market, you’ll have to look into it to see if it’s worth buying.

Companion books usually tend to focus on episode summaries, which would somehow be irrelevant if the reader is an avid fan of the series and has watched it from start to end. However, the Smallville book tries to avoid this by weaving in comments from the writers, creators and actors regarding their thoughts on particular episodes. This is what makes the summaries even more interesting to read, as readers are let in on what really took place while the production was brainstorming and creating the episode.

Aside from the sprinkle of quoted comments, there’s also the “Did You Know?” trivia about the episode, which serves as a guide to the songs featured on it, and the fake articles or websites featured in it. For example, in the episode “Thirst,” an excerpt from Chloe’s (Allison Mack) blog was included, and it outlined her thoughts about the events that took place. Fans are then able to check out entries like these, as well as excerpts from the Project Mercury website or the Daily Planet, thus making reading the book so much fun.

Aside from summaries, the book also contains character profiles which relay the events and experiences that helped shape the character. In fact, this section also has exclusive interviews with the cast, where they talk about their thoughts on various storylines.

There’s also a quick look at the behind the scenes activities such as production, wardrobe and make up. In addition, the book also features an article about Smallville fans and a summary of The Vengeance Chronicles webisodes.

If all these features aren’t enough for you to purchase the Smallville season 5 companion book, here’s the thing: there’s an introduction from Lionel Luthor himself, John Glover. The book is now available at your local bookstores. Grab a copy now!

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I can’t find this blog on divorce?

I had found a blog one night and like an idiot didn’t bookmark it. It was about a woman who was living in Paris and had an affair and ended up going through a divorce. She chronicled the whole process and I think she may have even wrote a book about it in the end…Does anyone know which blog I’m talking about and where I can find it?

go back to your last activities you had or check the computer history.

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