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news chronicle
Is the San Francisco Chronicle a republican or democrat paper?
please tell me,i usually don’t read the news paper. I need to know for a school project!
It doesn’t have crazed lunatics foaming at the mouth spewing hate and lies does it? If it did, it would be Republican.
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CNN News Headline of the Day: Anticipating a Small Party
In The Allegory of Age Governed by Prudence, by Titian:
Lion: Ever since the Chronicles of Narnia I have lost all anonymity! I get recognized in the street everywhere I go.
Cassanova: Oh, Christ, do stop complaining! You look as if you are about to cry! I am wanted in 6 countries for sodomy, incestuous relations, and polygamy. At least people don’t call you the Tuscan Prince of Prison Rape. I suppose this is my curse. Please bear yours with a…
Dumbledore: Of curses you speak, young Cassanova! Don’t test me! I still maintain a correspondence with the vicar of Costa Rica, Martin Luther de Carnavales. He controls a local tribe in the Balboan forests. Why it would be heaven for you! They would feed you peeled bananas and their own special kind of burrito. Are you imagining this yet? And then they would wait until twilight, when your white skin is gleaming purple and descend upon thy knightly body. Valhalla, indeed.
Lion grudgingly drinks a glass of wine. Feeling no effect in his system, he growls vociferously at the wolf named Jack London to get him more.
The wolf named Jack London: Ok, I think it’s time to start the music now. Hmm definitely no Chopin. I know!
The sounds of “Du Hast” begin to fill the room, and Titian cannot but help flick his head about in tune with the metal madness. He picked up the nearest bottle of liquor and let it stream down his face.
“At least people don’t mistake you for King Leonidas,” Titian laughed at the rest of them. The dog assented.
-Originally published at: todaysnewsart.wordpress.com
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What do you think about massacring of pets by throwing them to their deaths alive?
This news article chronicles the fact that pets were thrown off a bridge, alive in many cases, only for violating a housing stipulation in Puerto Rico?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071013/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/puerto_rico_pet_massacre
i read that in ur link u provided.im an animal lover and i would love to throw the men off that same bridge ten times over for each of the ones of the innocent animals that they distroyed that way.
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